The film that turns Zlatan Ibrahimović into Darwin Núñez, basically. A cheap gag from a Manchester United supporter out the way, this is a rather bad flick. I'm not sure what I was expecting but it wasn't this. Its plot is practically <em>'<a href="https://letterboxd.com/film/the-incredible-hulk/">The Incredible Hulk</a>'</em> meets <em>'<a href="https://letterboxd.com/film/ghostbusters/">Ghostbusters</a>'</em>, which sounds way cooler than it actually is. <em>'The Soccer Football Movie'</em> is not only boring, not only bland but also extremely tedious to sit through - though, thankfully...