You Don't Mess with the Zohan poster

You Don't Mess with the Zohan( 2008)

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Lather. Rinse. Save the world.

Overview

An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

    Top Billed Cast

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      Adam Sandler

      Zohan Dvir

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      Emmanuelle Chriqui

      Dalia Hakbarah

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      John Turturro

      Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah

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      Nick Swardson

      Michael Klayman

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      Lainie Kazan

      Gail Klayman

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      Rob Schneider

      Salim Yousfobdal

    7. cast image

      Kevin Nealon

      Kevin

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      Mariah Carey

      Mariah Carey

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      Yamit Sol

      Dorit

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      Adria Tennor

      Kids' Salon Owner

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      Daoud Heidami

      Nasi

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      Dave Matthews

      James T. O'Skanlon

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      Charlotte Rae

      Mrs. Greenhouse

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      Michael Buffer

      Grant Walbridge

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      Ido Mosseri

      Oori Shulimson

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      Sayed Badreya

      Hamdi

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      Robert Smigel

      Yosi

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      Ido Mor

      Hassan

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      Donna Feldman

      Michal

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      Norma Michaels

      Older Lady in Salon

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      Danny A. Abeckaser

      Ze'ev

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      Bunny Levine

      Older Lady in Salon

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      Bruce Vilanch

      Bruce Vilanch

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      John McEnroe

      John McEnroe

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      Dina Doron

      Zohan's Mother

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      Shelley Berman

      Zohan's Father

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      Chris Rock

      Taxi Driver

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      John Paul DeJoria

      Paul Mitchell

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      Alec Mapa

      Claude

    30. cast image

      Ahmed Ahmed

      Waleed

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      Ben Wise

      Yitzhak

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      John Farley

      Tom

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      Yossi Marshek

      Pinchas

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      Guri Weinberg

      Aharon

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      Mousa Kraish

      Bashir

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      Roni Levy

      Ephraim

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      Reuven Bar-Yotam

      Levi

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      Barry Livingston

      Gray Kleibolt

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      Rick Gifford

      Philip

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      Daniel Browning Smith

      Real Estate Agent

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      Tyler Spindel

      Doorman

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      Julia Lea Wolov

      Mariah's Assistant

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      Dana Goodman

      Mariah's Assistant

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      Todd Holland

      Fred

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      Kevin Grady

      Coleman

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      Bobby Tisdale

      Skizzy

    47. cast image

      Herzl Tobey

      Commander

    48. cast image

      Ori Pfeffer

      Second Commander

    49. cast image

      Alex Luria

      Koby

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      Guy Oseary

      Avi

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      Yinon Sapir

      Danny

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      Naama Nativ

      Sara

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      Dennis Dugan

      Homeless Guy

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      Gerry Del Sol

      Exploded Shop Owner

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      Shulie Cowen

      Debbie

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      Maysoon Zayid

      Nadira

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      Helen Siff

      Mrs. Skitzer

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      Cynthia Frost

      Mrs. Paulson

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      Anna Berger

      Older Lady in Salon

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      Susan Grace

      Older Lady in Salon

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      Marjorie Loomis

      Older Lady in Salon

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      Carol Schlanger

      Older Lady in Salon

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      Edith S. Wolfrey

      Older Lady in Salon

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      Phoebe Dorin

      Older Lady in Salon

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      Lina So

      Hip Salon Receptionist

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      Eloise DeJoria

      Blonde at Salon

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      Vanessa Long

      Catty Hairdresser

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      Donielle Artese

      African American Salon Owner

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      Blake Bertrand

      Little Boy

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      Sidney Ganis

      Doctor

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      Laurie Meghan Phelps

      Plus Size Girl at Disco

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      Kenneth Greenaway

      DJ

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      Constance Barron

      First Woman in Cab

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      Kristen Lowman

      First Woman in Cab

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      Penelope Windust

      Second Woman in Cab

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      Kathleen Noone

      Second Woman in Cab

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      Christopher Innvar

      Angry Tall Driver

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      Ray Garvey

      Truck Driver

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      Barbara Ann Davison

      Dog Owner

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      Eric Lamonsoff

      Hamdi's Passenger

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      Connor Wiles

      Boy Customer

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      Jennifer De Minco

      Arguing Female Customer

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      Nicole Bennett

      Walbridge's Girlfriend

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      Edmund Lyndeck

      Pharmacist

    85. cast image

      Lily Javaherpour

      Inaz

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      Kristina Haddad

      Hamdi's Wife (voice)

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      Larry Marko

      Phantom's Trainer

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      Anne Marie Howard

      Reporter

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      Veerta Motiani

      Beach Girl

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      Billy Concha

      Kayaker

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      Marco Khan

      Terrorist with Hand

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      Sam Sagheb

      Disco Merchant

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      Latif Marotti

      Disco Merchant

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      Christian Reeve

      Disco Merchant

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      Aesop Aquarian

      Rabbi

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      Michelle Arenal

      Girl on Zohan's Shoulders

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      Jordan Ashbrook

      Hot Girl in Club

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      Moran Atias

      Eti

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      Ashley Ausburn

      Girl at Mall

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      Barbara Jean Barrielle

      Cheerleader

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      Mike Basone

      Isreali Fan

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      Mike Batayeh

      Fry Cook

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      Robert Benny

      Autograph Seeker #1

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      Denise Bradley

      Hackey Sack Enthusiast

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      Guile Branco

      Isreali Soldier

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      Lamar Brown

      Businessman

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      Melanie Bulujian

      Isreali Dancer

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      Monica Cabral

      Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl

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      Kevin Cannon

      Times Square Crazy Man

    110. cast image

      Ella Christopher

      Phantom's Wife

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      Nick Clark

      Nick

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      Cheryl Cosenza

      Ribbon Cutting Girl

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      Rossie Cottrell

      Phantom's Wife

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      John Dardenne

      Isreali Hacky Sack Fan

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      Joseph DeLuca

      Hot Dog Vendor

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      Kendall Draughn

      Picnic Girl

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      John Duerler

      Electronic Store Customer

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      Marshall Factora

      Airline Terminal Passenger

    119. cast image

      Eric Feliciano

      Isreali Fan

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      Ian Fisher

      Disco Merchant

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      Anna Garcia Williams

      Phantom's Wife

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      Leslie Garza

      Disco Hip Girl

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      Jessica Mei Gershen

      Girl in Club

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      Nikki Giavasis

      Waitress

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      Ronald E. Giles

      Commuter

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      Sharlene Grover

      Isreali Soldier

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      Sepideh Haftgoli

      Isreali Soldier

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      Zahra Heydari

      Dalohan Receptionist

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      Seth Howard

      Party Guy

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      Kevin James

      Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge

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      Paul Jeans

      Hotel Manager

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      Dave Johnson

      Spectator

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      Todd Justin

      Nightclub Bouncer

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      Sam Kalidi

      Amir

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      Sona Karia

      Reporter

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      Rock Kohli

      Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech

    137. cast image

      Mark Kubr

      Criminal #3

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      Timothy Dean Lee

      Shocked Businessman

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      Paula Lemes

      Go Go Dancer

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      Bernadette Lords

      Businesswoman

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      Anthony Martins

      Arab #3

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      Roni Meron

      Hot Girl / Waitress

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      Nicole Montano

      Cheerleader

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      Rachael Murphy

      Girl in Club

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      Bibiana Navas

      Phantom's Wife

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      Christina Neferis

      Hacky Sack Fan

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      Adam Ohl

      Street Merchant

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      John Radcliff

      Redneck Posse Man #2

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      Klavdia Ramnareine

      The Hot Chick

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      Deborah Rombaut

      Snooty French Girl at the Club

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      Sandra Rosko

      Middle Eastern Girl

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      Rob Shapiro

      Score Keeper

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      Mikael Sharafyan

      Fan in the Crowd

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      Jhennah Sinclaire

      Dancer

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      Terrie Snell

      Woman in Beauty Shop

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      Chris Spinelli

      Angry Palestinian

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      Riley Thomas Stewart

      Little Boy #2

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      Lee Stickler

      Isreali Soldier

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      Sarah Stringer

      Party Goer

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      Christa Texeira

      Ruth

    161. cast image

      Keana Texeira

      Rock-throwing Girl

    162. cast image

      Seth Texeira

      Zeb

    163. cast image

      Sophie Texeira

      Alena

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      Ryan Phillip Thomas

      Angry Palestinian

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      Gina Tleel

      Shopper

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      Uzimann

      Cafe Customer

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      Kevin van Doorslaer

      Isreali Soldier

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      Dave Vij

      Disco-Tech

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      Holly Weber

      Girlfriend

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      Molly Weiner

      Salon Patron

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      Joe Van Wie

      Hot Dog Patron

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      Henry Winkler

      Limousine Passenger

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      Saye Yabandeh

      Girlfriend

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      Julius Zagon

      Ukrossi

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      David Zahedian

      Phantom's Best Friend

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      Betty Murphy

      Mrs. Haines

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      George Takei

      George Takei

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      Dianne Perry Dowler

      Phantom's Wife

    179. cast image

      Maite Garcia

      Phantom's Wife (uncredited)

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      Sadie Sandler

      Girl Riding on Goat (uncredited)

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    Facts

    Status

    Released

    Original Language

    English

    Budget

    90000000.00

    Revenue

    204313400.00

    Keywords

    • new york city
    • israel
    • palestinian-israeli conflict
    • mossad
    • middle east
    • hairdresser
    • secret identity
    • ladykiller
    • heart-throb
    • hairstyle
    • hacky sack
    • nemesis
    • soldier
    • falling in love
    • screwball comedy
    • counterterrorism
    • developers
    • terrorist threat
    • famous
    • sex