Top Billed Cast

1. 

   Siena Agudong

   Melody Barnegat

2. 

   Austin Zajur

   Brian David

3. 

   Nicholas Cirillo

   Burny

4. 

   Reed Northrup

   Belly

5. 

   Ken Jeong

   Manager Mike

6. 

   Sam Richardson

   Major Murder

7. 

   Genesis Rodriguez

   Hot Usher

8. 

   Justin Long

   Stank

9. 

   Jason Lee

   Brian's Dad

10. 

    Rachel Dratch

    Brian's Mom

11. 

    Kate Micucci

    Melody's Mom

12. 

    Adam Pally

    Emo Usher

13. 

    Harley Quinn Smith

    Sister Sugar Walls

14. 

    Method Man

    Cookie

15. 

    Logic

    Astro Blaster

16. 

    Jason Mewes

    A John

17. 

    Jeff Anderson

    Dad on Concession Stand

18. 

    Rosario Dawson

    Melody's Aunt

19. 

    Jason Biggs

    Construction Worker

20. 

    Betty Aberlin

    Mrs. B

21. 

    Evelyn Giovine

    Jessica Court

22. 

    Morgan Bluestein

    Teenage Movie Goer

23. 

    Aaron Shuf

    Kid on Concession Line

24. 

    Ralph Garman

    Mad Brad Woodland

25. 

    Brian O'Halloran

26. 

    Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

    Sister Black Eye

27. 

    Ernest O'Donnell

    Detective

28. 

    Ming Chen

    China Taste Boss

29. 

    Jenny Mollen

    Roach Coach Owner

30. 

    Meredith Starkman

    Randi

31. 

    Diedrich Bader

    Damocles

32. 

    Benjamin Read

    Movie Goer

33. 

    Michelle Santiago

    Movie Goer

34. 

    John Willyung

    Audience Guy

35. 

    Ava Viola

    The Hallway Attack Sister #1

36. 

    Marlowe Fink

    The Hallway Attack Sister #2

37. 

    Cate Finck

    The Hallway Attack Sister #3

38. 

    Scottie DiGiacomo

    Theater Mother (uncredited)

39. 

    Bobby Favoretto

    Theatre Customer (uncredited)

40. 

    Shane Kalman

    70s Priest (uncredited)

41. 

    Benjamin Read

    Movie Goer (uncredited)

42. 

    Michelle Santiago

    Movie Goer (uncredited)