No Sex Please: We're British poster

No Sex Please: We're British( 1973)

TV-MAComedy
51%
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Overview

A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.

    Top Billed Cast

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      Ronnie Corbett

      Brian Runnicles

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      Beryl Reid

      Bertha Hunter

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      Arthur Lowe

      Mr. Leslie Bromley

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      Ian Ogilvy

      David Hunter

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      Susan Penhaligon

      Penny Hunter

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      Michael Bates

      Mr. Arnold Needham

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      Cheryl Hall

      Daphne Martin

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      David Swift

      Inspector Paul

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      Deryck Guyler

      Park Keeper

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      Valerie Leon

      Susan

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      Margaret Nolan

      Barbara

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      Gerald Sim

      Reverend John Mower

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      Michael Robbins

      Car Driver

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      Frank Thornton

      Glass Shop Manager

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      Michael Ripper

      Traffic Warden

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      Lloyd Lamble

      American Man

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      Mavis Villiers

      American Lady

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      Sydney Bromley

      Rag & Bone Man

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      John Bindon

      Pete Hunter

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      Stephen Greif

      Niko

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      Brian Wilde

      Policeman

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      Eric Longworth

      Man with Lighter

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      Edward Sinclair

      Postman

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      Fred Griffiths

      Delivery Man

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      Lucy Griffiths

      Spinster Lady

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      John Scott Martin

      White Line Workman

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      Robin Askwith

      Baker's Delivery Man

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      Bart Allison

      Council Workman

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      Joe Reah

      Drum Major

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      Jack Arrow

      Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)

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      Pauline Chamberlain

      Woman with Flowers at Church Film Show (uncredited)

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      Victor Harrington

      Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)

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      Walter Henry

      Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)

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      Fred Machon

      Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)

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      Pam Rose

      Bank Teller (uncredited)

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      Guy Standeven

      Man with Pipe at Church Film Show (uncredited)

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    Facts

    Status

    Released

    Original Language

    English

    Budget

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    Revenue

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    Keywords

    • bank
    • based on play or musical
    • risque