Top Billed Cast

1. 

   Dana Carvey

   Pistachio Disguisey

2. 

   Brent Spiner

   Devlin Bowman

3. 

   Jennifer Esposito

   Jennifer Baker

4. 

   Harold Gould

   Grandfather Disguisey

5. 

   James Brolin

   Fabbrizio Disguisey

6. 

   Austin Wolff

   Barney Baker

7. 

   Edie McClurg

   Mother Disguisey

8. 

   Maria Canals-Barrera

   Sophia (as Maria Canals)

9. 

   Robert Machray

   Texas Man

10. 

    Michael Bailey Smith

    Henchman

11. 

    Rachel Lederman

    Texas Wife

12. 

    Mark Devine

    Trent

13. 

    Kenan Thompson

    Kenan

14. 

    Jay Johnston

    Rex

15. 

    Jessica Simpson

    Jessica Simpson

16. 

    Jessica Lee Keller

    Group Dancer

17. 

    Vincent Riverside

    Henchman

18. 

    Mark Ginther

    Henchman

19. 

    Carrick O'Quinn

    Henchman

20. 

    Mitch Silpa

    Henchman

21. 

    Virginia Hawkins

    Interview Woman

22. 

    Jonathan Loughran

    Security Guard

23. 

    Ted Rooney

    Security Guard

24. 

    Brandon Molale

    Doorman

25. 

    Erick Avari

    Cigar Maker

26. 

    Phil Jones

    Businessman

27. 

    Michael DeLuise

    Businessman

28. 

    Larry Cedar

    Businessman

29. 

    Andrew Shaifer

    Liberty Bell Security Guard

30. 

    Vincent Castellanos

    Art Dealer

31. 

    Roger Mussenden

    Waiter

32. 

    Al Goto

    Ninja Warrior

33. 

    Simon Rhee

    Ninja Warrior

34. 

    Kevin Nealon

    White Collar Executive

35. 

    Bill Cho Lee

    Mongolian Elder

36. 

    Chao Li Chi

    Mongolian

37. 

    Steve Gormley

    German Businessman

38. 

    Christel Smith

    German Businesswoman

39. 

    Ava Metz

    Another German

40. 

    Bo Derek

    Herself

41. 

    Barry Bernardi

    Bernardo

42. 

    Brian Catalano

    Italian Officer

43. 

    Gabriel Pimentel

    Boxing Dummy

44. 

    Martha Del Rio

    Puerto Rican Housekeeper

45. 

    Guelmarí Oppenheimer

    Waitress

46. 

    Tracy E. Wilson

    Female Partygoer

47. 

    Patricia De Leon

    Waitress

48. 

    Phil Fischer

    Bully

49. 

    Steven Hack

    Chemistry Teacher

50. 

    Dane Morris

    Young Pistachio

51. 

    Bryan Jeffrey Price

    Jock

52. 

    Andy Morrow

    Captain America Kid

53. 

    Naya Rivera

    Captain America Kid

54. 

    Julius Ritter

    Captain America Kid

55. 

    Brighton Hertford

    Captain America Kid

56. 

    Sandra Lindquist

    Bartender

57. 

    Eugene C. Palmer

    Chef

58. 

    Leland Crooke

    Appraiser

59. 

    Mike Johnson

    Constitution Security Guard

60. 

    Michael Lee Phillips Jr.

    Constitution Security Guard

61. 

    Buddy Bolton

    Abe Lincoln

62. 

    Stuart Quan

    Ninja

63. 

    Spencer Sano

    Ninja

64. 

    Hiro Koda

    Ninja

65. 

    Johnny Nguyen

    Ninja

66. 

    Yoshio Iizuka

    Ninja

67. 

    Ronn Surels

    Ninja

68. 

    Andy Cheng

    Ninja

69. 

    Steven Ho

    Ninja

70. 

    Tony Wilde

    Doug

71. 

    Berglind Icey

    Big Bottom Girl

72. 

    Leasi Andrews

    Big Bottom Girl

73. 

    Anna Marie Goddard

    Big Bottom Girl

74. 

    Theresa Madelin Lin

    Big Bottom Girl

75. 

    Adrian Armas

    Group Dancer

76. 

    Gustavo Vargas

    Group Dancer

77. 

    Paul Benshoof

    Group Dancer

78. 

    Oscar Orosco

    Group Dancer

79. 

    Andrea Bogart

    Group Dancer

80. 

    Paulette Maxwell

    Group Dancer

81. 

    Paula Abdul

    Choreographer (uncredited)

82. 

    Lisa Foiles

    Lisa (uncredited)

83. 

    Jesse V. Johnson

    Thief (uncredited)

84. 

    Shane Lyons

    Shane (uncredited)

85. 

    Michael Johnson

    Himself

86. 

    Cole Sprouse

    Young Pistachio

87. 

    Dylan Sprouse

    Young Pistachio