Top Billed Cast

1. 

   Tom Arnold

   Stanley Stupid

2. 

   Jessica Lundy

   Joan Stupid

3. 

   Bug Hall

   Buster Stupid

4. 

   Alex McKenna

   Petunia Stupid

5. 

   Mark Metcalf

   Colonel Neidermeyer

6. 

   Matt Keeslar

   Lieutenant Neal

7. 

   Christopher Lee

   Evil Sender

8. 

   Frankie Faison

   The Lloyd

9. 

   Robert Wise

   Stanley's Neighbor

10. 

    David Ferry

    Late-night show host

11. 

    Norman Jewison

    TV Director

12. 

    Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg

    Glamorous Actress

13. 

    Atom Egoyan

    TV Studio Guard

14. 

    Gillo Pontecorvo

    Talk show guest

15. 

    David Cronenberg

    Postal Supervisor

16. 

    Costa-Gavras

    Gas Station Attendant

17. 

    Anthony J. Mifsud

    Explosive Guy

18. 

    Rolonda Watts

    Talk Show Hostess

19. 

    George Chiang

    Chinese Waiter #1

20. 

    Max Landis

    Graffiti Artist

21. 

    Gurinder Chadha

    Reporter #1

22. 

    Mick Garris

    Reporter #2

23. 

    Rick Avery

    Bad Guy

24. 

    Robert Keeshan

    Charles Sender

25. 

    Scott Kraft

    Policeman

26. 

    Victor Ertmanis

    Garbageman #1

27. 

    Earl Williams

    Garbageman #2

28. 

    Carol Ng

    Jade Palace Hostess

29. 

    Arthur Eng

    Chinese Waiter #2

30. 

    Jennifer Dean

    Meter Maid

31. 

    Garry Robbins

    Extremely Tall Guy

32. 

    Nicu Branzea

    Arms Buyer #1

33. 

    Richard Crook

    Arms Buyer #2

34. 

    Jeremy Ratchford

    Soldier

35. 

    John Stoneham Jr.

    Green Alien

36. 

    Ken Quinn

    Orange Alien

37. 

    Gillian Vanderburgh

    Alien Stewardess

38. 

    Harvey Atkin

    Deli Guy

39. 

    Markus Parilo

    Special Forces Guy

40. 

    Walter Alza

    Taxi Driver

41. 

    Mo Kelso

    Airbag Woman

42. 

    Sherry Miller

    Anchorwoman

43. 

    Jeff Clarke

    Delivery Guy

44. 

    Wendy Hopkins

    TV Assistant Director

45. 

    Jacqueline McLeod

    Make-Up Woman

46. 

    Frederic Devancker

    French Chef

47. 

    Nicholas Rice

    Talk Show Guest #2

48. 

    Julie Armstrong

    Talk Show Guest #3

49. 

    Philip Akin

    Henchman #1

50. 

    Kevin Conway

    Henchman #2

51. 

    Carol Anderson

    Checkpoint Guard

52. 

    Fiona Highet

    Cop #1

53. 

    Phillip Jarrett

    Cop #2

54. 

    Jim Amross

    Cop #3

55. 

    Wayne Ward

    Cop #4

56. 

    Michael Bell

    Xylophone & Kitty (voice)