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Pretty Dead Things( 2006)

TV-MAHorrorComedy
35%
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Death Never Looked This Good

Overview

Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.

    Top Billed Cast

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      Patrick Pitu

      Denver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy

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      William DeCoff

      John Welles

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      Danielle Lozeau

      Jennifer Bond

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      Ashley Eaton

      Shelby St. Exxmin

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      Ross Kelly

      Rex Van Horn

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      Alexandra Johnson

      Female Stripper

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      Salvatore Marchese

      Mayor Bowden

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      Jason Witter

      Shane Starkweather

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      Jennifer Scharf

      Keller

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      Donald Foley

      Moe Blu

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      Robert Jude Buco

      Club Hell Janitor

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      Heather Cooney

      Cheery Jogger

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      Caleb Emerson

      Big Jake

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      Robin L. Watkins

      Billy Oswald

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      Christopher Calcagni

      Sinclair the Fluffer

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      A. Michael Dias Jr.

      S&M Whipping Boy

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    Facts

    Status

    Released

    Original Language

    English

    Budget

    22.00

    Revenue

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