Brain Smasher... A Love Story poster

Brain Smasher... A Love Story( 1993)

TV-MAActionComedyRomance
51%
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Overview

A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.

    Top Billed Cast

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      Andrew Dice Clay

      Ed Molloy

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      Teri Hatcher

      Samantha Crain

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      Yuji Okumoto

      Wu

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      Deborah Van Valkenburgh

      Cammy Crain

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      Brion James

      Brown

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      Tim Thomerson

      Black

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      Charles Rocket

      Jones

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      Nicholas Guest

      Smith

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      Dorothy Dells

      Miss Bellows

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      Wrick Jones

      Lead Officer

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      Galen Schrick

      Jim Romeo

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      Steve Tancora

      Bob Brisco

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      Peter Kwong

      Red Monk

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      Danny Perkin

      Guy in Line 2

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      Ross Huffman-Kerr

      Night Manager

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      Russ Fast

      Ted

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      Billie Worley

      Punk

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      Dee Booher

      Bertha

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      Liz Sheridan

      Ma Molloy

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      Lin Shaye

      Make up Artist

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      Sonia Satra

      Model 1

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      Ralph Monaco

      Molloy Dad

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      Anahit Minasyan

      Model 2

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      Nichole McAuley

      Veronica (uncredited)

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    Review 1Discussion

    A review by JPV852

    6
    Written by JPV852 on Sun Nov 05 2023
    You know, not a bad movie. Andrew Dice Clay was alright though just a toned down version of his stand-up but he and Teri Hatcher had their moments. And while not all of the humor worked, enough did that made me chuckle a few times. Also a plus, we get to see Hatcher wearing a stripper outfit for the third act... **3.0/5**...

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    Facts

    Status

    Released

    Original Language

    English

    Budget

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    Revenue

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