Top Billed Cast

1. 

   Jessica Harper

   Janet Majors

2. 

   Cliff DeYoung

   Brad Majors / Farley Flavors

3. 

   Richard O'Brien

   Dr. Cosmo McKinley / Kitchenware Announcer (voice)

4. 

   Patricia Quinn

   Dr. Nation McKinley

5. 

   Charles Gray

   Judge Oliver Wright

6. 

   Ruby Wax

   Betty Hapschatt

7. 

   Nell Campbell

   Nurse Ansalong

8. 

   Rik Mayall

   'Rest Home' Ricky

9. 

   Barry Humphries

   Bert Schnick

10. 

    Darlene Johnson

    Emily Weiss

11. 

    Manning Redwood

    Harry Weiss

12. 

    Wendy Raebeck

    Macy Struthers

13. 

    Jeremy Newson

    Ralph Hapschatt

14. 

    Betsy Brantley

    Neely Pritt

15. 

    Pierre Bedenes

    Neely's Camera Crew

16. 

    Rufus Collins

    Neely's Camera Crew

17. 

    Christopher Malcolm

    Vance Parker

18. 

    Ray Charleson

    Floor Manager

19. 

    Eugene Lipinski

    Kirk

20. 

    Barry Dennen

    Irwin Lapsey

21. 

    Imogen Claire

    Wardrobe Mistress

22. 

    Gary Shail

    Oscar Drill

23. 

    Donald Waugh

    Glish Davidson

24. 

    David John

    'Bit' Drummer

25. 

    Claire Toeman

    Brenda Drill

26. 

    Gary Martin

    'Bit' Guitarist

27. 

    Sinitta

    Francine 'Frankie'

28. 

    Robyn Mandell

    Mrs. Drill (uncredited)

29. 

    Sal Piro

    Man on Payphone (uncredited)

30. 

    Gaye Brown

    DTV Audience Member (uncredited)

31. 

    Ishaq Bux

    DTV Audience Member (uncredited)

32. 

    Annabel Leventon

    DTV Audience Member (uncredited)

33. 

    Lindsay Ingram

    DTV Audience Member (uncredited)

34. 

    Yasmin Pettigrew

    DTV Audience Member (uncredited)

35. 

    Rayner Bourton

    Soldier in DTV Audience (uncredited)

36. 

    Steve Debrow

    Soldier in DTV Audience (uncredited)

37. 

    Robert Longden

    Soldier in DTV Audience (uncredited)

38. 

    Linus O'Brien

    Farley Flavors Kid (uncredited)

39. 

    Quinn Hawkins

    Farley Flavors Kid (uncredited)