Top Billed Cast

1. 

   Lee Tergesen

   Bryan Millers

2. 

   Reno Wilson

   Money Maker

3. 

   Lauren Stamile

   Lenore Millers

4. 

   Joyce Bulifant

   Edna Millers

5. 

   Laura-Leigh

   Kim Millers

6. 

   Cameron Van Hoy

   Jamie Dempsy

7. 

   Margaret Cho

   Brown Finger

8. 

   Akon

   Himself

9. 

   Michael Blackson

   Fake Akon

10. 

    Ray Abruzzo

    Dalmat

11. 

    Barbara Moore

    Dirty Lady

12. 

    Kelly Noonan

    Flight Attendant

13. 

    Matt Knudsen

    Fireman

14. 

    Lauren Gores

    News Reporter

15. 

    Monty Cox

    Old Man

16. 

    Andrew Bowen

    Doctor

17. 

    Julia Kate Rappaport

    Little Girl

18. 

    Danny Jacobs

    Pharmacist

19. 

    Da'Vone McDonald

    Store Manager

20. 

    Whitmer Thomas

    Joe

21. 

    Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg

    Herself

22. 

    Donnie Wahlberg

    Himself

23. 

    Eli Bildner

    Stoner #1

24. 

    Ben Pace

    Stoner #2

25. 

    JC Coccoli

    Party Girl #1

26. 

    Krista Kalmus

    Party Girl #2

27. 

    Deborah Herrera

    Party Girl #3

28. 

    Harel Calderon

    Party Patron #1

29. 

    Jake McLean

    Jimmy

30. 

    Sam Upton

    Albanian Thug #1

31. 

    Ido Mor

    Albanian Thug #2

32. 

    Nick Hermz

    Albanian Thug #3

33. 

    Koby Azarly

    Albanian Thug #4

34. 

    Nick Gracer

    Albanian Thug #5

35. 

    Ken Mareno

    Albanian Thug #6

36. 

    Marianne Taylor

    Receptionist

37. 

    Deborah Baker Jr.

    Sue

38. 

    Lukas Haas

    Buddy #1

39. 

    Ethan Suplee

    Buddy #2

40. 

    Nik Dodani

    Raja

41. 

    Bonny

    All 3 Shih Tzus (uncredited)

42. 

    Paxton the Dog

    Aggressive Warehouse Dog (uncredited)

43. 

    Robert L. Wilson

    Mr. Vialis (uncredited)

44. 

    Jennifer Rikert Wolski

    Shopper (uncredited)

45. 

    Sian Vilaire

    Housekeeper (uncredited)

46. 

    Luca Belloiu

    Albanian Thug #7 (uncredited)

47. 

    Aleksey Solodov

    Albanian Thug #8 (uncredited)