Top Billed Cast

1. 

   Suzanne Danielle

   Emmannuelle Prevert

2. 

   Kenneth Williams

   Emile Prevert

3. 

   Kenneth Connor

   Leyland / voice of Harry Hernia

4. 

   Joan Sims

   Mrs. Dangle

5. 

   Jack Douglas

   Lyons

6. 

   Peter Butterworth

   Richmond

7. 

   Larry Dann

   Theodore Valentine

8. 

   Beryl Reid

   Mrs. Valentine

9. 

   Henry McGee

   Harold Hump

10. 

    Victor Maddern

    Man in Launderette

11. 

    Merlin Ward

    Dandy

12. 

    Dino Shafeek

    Immigration Officer

13. 

    Eric Barker

    Ancient General

14. 

    Joan Benham

    Cynical Lady

15. 

    James Fagan

    Concorde Steward

16. 

    Tricia Newby

    Surgery Nurse

17. 

    Malcolm Johns

    Sentry

18. 

    Albert Moses

    Doctor

19. 

    Robert Dorning

    The Prime Minister

20. 

    Steve Plytas

    Arabian Official

21. 

    Michael Nightingale

    Police Commissioner

22. 

    Claire Davenport

    Blonde in Pub

23. 

    Bruce Boa

    U.S. Ambassador

24. 

    Llewellyn Rees

    Lord Chief Justice

25. 

    Jack Lynn

    Admiral of the Fleet

26. 

    Norman Mitchell

    Drunken Husband

27. 

    Deborah Brayshaw

    French Buxom Blonde

28. 

    John Carlin

    French Parson

29. 

    Louise Burton

    Girl at Zoo

30. 

    John Hallet

    Substitute Football Player

31. 

    Gertan Klauber

    German Soldier

32. 

    Susanna East

    Colette

33. 

    Howard Nelson

    Harry Hernia

34. 

    Bruce Wyllie

    Football Referee

35. 

    Marianne Maskell

    Maternity Nurse

36. 

    Philip Clifton

    Injured Footballer

37. 

    Stanley McGeagh

    Fleet Street Journalist

38. 

    Corbet Woodall

    I.T.N. Newscaster

39. 

    Neville Ware

    Second Reporter

40. 

    Nick White

    Booked Footballer

41. 

    Tim Brinton

    BBC Newscaster

42. 

    Bill Hutchinson

    First Reporter

43. 

    Jane Norman

    Third Reporter

44. 

    Barrie Holland

    V.I.P. (uncredited)