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The Night Watchmen( 2017)

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Some men were born heroes... It wasn't these guys.

Overview

Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry vampires, and these unlikely heroes must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore.

    Top Billed Cast

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      Ken Arnold

      Ken

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      Dan DeLuca

      Luca

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      Kevin Jiggetts

      Jiggetts

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      Kara Luiz

      Karen

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      Max Gray Wilbur

      Rajeeve

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      James Remar

      Randall

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      Matt Servitto

      Willy

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      Diona Reasonover

      Penny

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      Rain Pryor

      Margaret

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      Tiffany Shepis

      Stacy

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      Sarah French

      Danielle

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      Bill Steffey

      Office Vampire

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    A review by Kamurai

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    Written by Kamurai on Fri Nov 20 2020
    Horrible watch, will not watch again, and recommend you actively avoid. I'm not even sure this one would make a good Bad Movie Night. It's essentially a bunch of jokes written with the concept of normalcy happening in a completely crazy situation just strung together. The jokes are mediocre at best, the cast isn't great, and it's a minimal production budget. Even if the budget was better, I'm not sure the vision is of quality. This is allegedly a "vampire" movie, and after Twilight, I didn't think I could be upset at vampires in a different way, but this movie found it: just treat ...

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    Facts

    Status

    Released

    Original Language

    English

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