Top Billed Cast

1. 

   Julie Strain

   Ivanna Dance / Demanda

2. 

   Lloyd Kaufman

   The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)

3. 

   Arban Ornelas

   Soul Stripper (as Arban)

4. 

   Masuimi Max

   Sexy Asian Vampire

5. 

   Kevin Eastman

   Travis Dance

6. 

   Rob Zazzali

   Timmy

7. 

   Joel Himelhoch

   Chief Doublestump

8. 

   Elwood Carlisle

   Private Dick Sam Black

9. 

   Jorge Garcia

   Racoon Head

10. 

    Randy Sklar

    News Anchor

11. 

    Jason Sklar

    News Anchor

12. 

    Debbie Rochon

    Zelda Lipschitz / Herself

13. 

    Joe Fleishaker

    Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm

14. 

    James Gunn

    Himself

15. 

    Elizabeth Johnson

    James' Assistant

16. 

    India Allen

    Sally Sterks

17. 

    Ronn Surels

    Deke the Red Herring

18. 

    Antonia Dorian

    Larry the Stripper

19. 

    Isabelle Stephen

    Lesbian Art Student #1

20. 

    Kelli Powers

    Lesbian Art Student #2

21. 

    Jamie Greco

    Surly Crack-Head Trannie

22. 

    Ron Jeremy

    Jimmy (as Ron Hyatt)

23. 

    Trey Parker

    Steve Keen (as Juan Schwartz)

24. 

    Timothy Muskatell

    Guy Who Finds the Space Ship

25. 

    Josh Taylor

    Fake Zit Guy

26. 

    Ted Raimi

    Next Door Neighbor (as Bill Ferguson)

27. 

    John Williamette

    Guy Who Gets Ass Fucked by Buddy

28. 

    Adam Jahnke

    Purse Snatcher

29. 

    James Ojala

    Monster Meat

30. 

    Paul Salamoff

    Office Chair Victim

31. 

    Kevin Thigpen

    Black Guy #2

32. 

    Gared Williams

    Bouncer

33. 

    Trent Haaga

    Guy at the Party

34. 

    Ramzi Abed

    Guy at the Party

35. 

    Lizzy Strain

    Party Goer

36. 

    Eli Roth

    Party Goer

37. 

    Doug Sakmann

    Party Goer

38. 

    Stephen Blackehart

    Himself (uncredited)

39. 

    Crystal Cartwright

    Woman on Balcony (uncredited)

40. 

    Wes Craven

    Party Goer (uncredited)

41. 

    New Found Glory

    New Found Glory

42. 

    Mark Gagliardi

    People at the Party

43. 

    Tamela

    People at the Party

44. 

    Smokey Miles

    Party Goer

45. 

    James Lynch

    Party Goer

46. 

    Leroy Patterson

    Party Goer

47. 

    Phil Haney

    Party Goer

48. 

    Penny Folger

    People at the Party

49. 

    Paul Malcolm Pruett

    Party Goer

50. 

    Nicole Talley

    People at the Party (as Nicolle Talley)

51. 

    Heather Darling

    People at the Party

52. 

    Lisa Michelle Axelrod

    Voice Over

53. 

    J.D. Brown

    Party Goer

54. 

    Lenora Claire

    Party Goer

55. 

    Josi Kat

    Self

56. 

    Arban Ornelas

    Soul Stripper

57. 

    D.M. Schofield

    Lesbian Vampire

58. 

    Zafer Ulkucu

    People at the Party

59. 

    Gabriel Friedman

    Strip Bar Announcer / Larry / Deacon / Oliver Stone (voice) (uncredited)

60. 

    Marc Gras

    (uncredited)

61. 

    Edward Havens

    Party Announcer (voice) (uncredited)

62. 

    Chris Lanphear

    Sgt.Kabukiman / Rapist (voice) (uncredited)

63. 

    Sam Macaroni

    Mr. Freaky (uncredited)

64. 

    Terryn Westbrook

    Door Girl (uncredited)