Top Billed Cast

1. 

   Maxine Peake

   Funny Cow

2. 

   Stephen Graham

   Mike/Funny Calf's Dad

3. 

   Christine Bottomley

   Funny Calf's Mum

4. 

   Paddy Considine

   Angus

5. 

   Tony Pitts

   Bob

6. 

   Alun Armstrong

   Lenny

7. 

   Lindsey Coulson

   Funny Cow's Mum

8. 

   Kevin Eldon

   Danny

9. 

   Hannah Walters

   Jean

10. 

    Diane Morgan

    Margaret

11. 

    Macy Shackleton

    Funny Calf

12. 

    Hebe Beardsall

    Funny Calf (Aged 20s)

13. 

    Tom Gibbons

    Bob (Aged 20s)

14. 

    Ashton Steele

    Young Mike

15. 

    Vic Reeves

    Ventriloquist

16. 

    John Bishop

    Colin Pine

17. 

    Graham Hughes

    Jacques LeCock

18. 

    Richard Hawley

    Cream aka Rodney Chittingdon

19. 

    Corinne Bailey Rae

    Coffee

20. 

    Bobby Knutt

    Crookes Club Concert Secretary

21. 

    Kevin Rowland

    Jeff

22. 

    Dominic Brunt

    Landlord

23. 

    Duggie Brown

    Old Man

24. 

    Robert Curtis

    Dial House Concert Secretary

25. 

    Steven E Harris

    Dial House Heckler

26. 

    Kate Russell-Smith

    Geraldine

27. 

    Jayne Bickerton

    Mad Woman

28. 

    Steve Money

    Fat K.

29. 

    Kay Boggett

    Janet

30. 

    Jake Holdsworth

    Soft Mick

31. 

    Danny Hawley

    Young Kev

32. 

    Alfie Graham

    Liam

33. 

    Grace Graham

    Debs

34. 

    Lissi Brook

    Girl

35. 

    Lily Jones Adkin

    Big Girl

36. 

    Calvin Cawood

    Big Boy

37. 

    Bilko

    Himself

38. 

    Grant Crookes

    Cinema Goer (uncredited)