Top Billed Cast

1. 

   Anna Faris

   Cindy

2. 

   Regina Hall

   Brenda

3. 

   Craig Bierko

   Tom Ryan

4. 

   Bill Pullman

   Henry Hale

5. 

   Anthony Anderson

   Mahalik

6. 

   Leslie Nielsen

   President Baxter Harris

7. 

   Molly Shannon

   Marilyn

8. 

   Michael Madsen

   Oliver

9. 

   Chris Elliott

   Ezekiel

10. 

    Carmen Electra

    Holly

11. 

    Shaquille O'Neal

    Shaq

12. 

    Phil McGraw

    Dr. Phil

13. 

    Cloris Leachman

    Mrs. Norris

14. 

    Conchita Campbell

    Rachel

15. 

    Beau Mirchoff

    Robbie Ryan

16. 

    Kevin Hart

    CJ

17. 

    DeRay Davis

    Marvin

18. 

    Simon Rex

    George

19. 

    YoungBloodZ

    YoungBloodZ

20. 

    Bryan Callen

    Harper

21. 

    Alonzo Bodden

    Jamison

22. 

    Dave Attell

    Knifeman

23. 

    Holly Madison

    Blonde #1

24. 

    Bridget Marquardt

    Blonde #2

25. 

    Kendra Wilkinson

    Blonde #3

26. 

    Drew Mikuska

    Cody

27. 

    Chingy

    Chingy

28. 

    Fabolous

    Gunman

29. 

    Lil' Jon

    Gloating Driver

30. 

    Henry Mah

    Mr. Koji

31. 

    Garrett Masuda

    Japanese Ghost Boy

32. 

    John Reardon

    Jeremiah

33. 

    Campbell Lane

    Amos

34. 

    Catherine Barroll

    Female Elder #1

35. 

    Anna Ferguson

    Female Elder #2

36. 

    Sean Allan

    Male Elder #2

37. 

    Ralph Alderman

    Male Elder #3

38. 

    Brad Sihvon

    'His Brother, The Sheriff!'

39. 

    Dave Leach

    Mordecai

40. 

    Andrew McNee

    Hoss

41. 

    Tomoko Sato

    Japanese Ghost Woman

42. 

    Edward Moss

    Michael Jackson

43. 

    Dru Williams

    Cindy's Husband

44. 

    Debra Wilson

    Oprah

45. 

    Laura Dash

    Saw Villain - Alien

46. 

    David Mylrea

    Zoltar / 'I'll Pay You'

47. 

    Craig Mazin

    Saw Villain (voice)

48. 

    David Zucker

    Zoltar (voice)

49. 

    Michael McDonald

    Tiffany Stone

50. 

    Champagne Powell

    Don King

51. 

    Steve Archer

    Secret Service Agent

52. 

    Tim Henry

    Dock Foreman

53. 

    Alex Bruhanski

    Tiffany's Trainer

54. 

    Doug Abrahams

    Fight Referee

55. 

    Blaine Anderson

    Vendor at Fight

56. 

    Dale Wolfe

    Hang Gliding Man

57. 

    Ann Warn Pegg

    'Were You Naked?'

58. 

    Jess McLeod

    Little Girl

59. 

    David MacKay

    'Alien Attack!'

60. 

    Tony Ali

    Terrorist

61. 

    Jana Mitsoula

    Running Woman #1

62. 

    Sharon Simms

    Running Woman #2

63. 

    Mark Burgess

    'My Bowels Have Stopped Moving!'

64. 

    Wes Taylor

    Marilyn's New Husband

65. 

    Gwenda Lorenzetti

    Mr. Koji's Assistant

66. 

    Brenda McDonald

    Old Lady Henderson

67. 

    Tim O'Halloran

    Pigface Joe

68. 

    Darren Rizzolo

    Spit Take Kid #1

69. 

    Adam Cannel

    Spit Take Kid #2

70. 

    Sadie Decoste

    Spit Take Kid #3

71. 

    Michelle Grigor

    Spit Take Kid #4

72. 

    Leandro Iddrisu

    Spit Take Kid #5

73. 

    Justin Callan

    Spit Take Kid #6

74. 

    Yan-Kay Crystal Lowe

    Chingy's Girl #1

75. 

    Christie Laing

    Chingy's Girl #2

76. 

    Angelique Naude

    Chingy's Really Hot Waitress

77. 

    Dexter Bell

    Chingy's Hype Man

78. 

    Beverley Breuer

    Blonde Woman in Alien Basket

79. 

    Scott Barratt

    Fight Announcer

80. 

    Barry W. Levy

    National Spokesman

81. 

    Darryl Scheelar

    Shotgun Man

82. 

    Rorelee Tio

    Yoko

83. 

    Steve Kiziak

    Tom's Neighbor #1

84. 

    Link Baker

    Tom's Neighbor #2

85. 

    Kimberley Buchanan

    Tom's Neighbor #3

86. 

    Kathryn Dobbs

    School Teacher

87. 

    Tony Morelli

    Ball Scratcher

88. 

    Tina Hosford

    Wet T-Shirt Girl #1

89. 

    Elisa King

    Wet T-Shirt Girl #2

90. 

    Andrea Morrow

    Wet T-Shirt Girl #3

91. 

    Monica Dillon

    Mahalik's Grandmother

92. 

    Sarah Edmondson

    Bar Waitress

93. 

    Kwesi Ameyaw

    Soldier

94. 

    Ted Friend

    Reporter

95. 

    Daniel Bruce

    Belgian Minister

96. 

    Chic Gibson

    UN Diplomat #1

97. 

    Robbie Segulam

    UN Diplomat #2

98. 

    Nimet Kanji

    UN Diplomat #3

99. 

    Gabriela Cerecero

    UN Diplomat #4

100. 

     Michael Ikeda

     UN Diplomat #5

101. 

     Mina E. Mina

     UN Diplomat #6

102. 

     Ahmad Sharmrou

     UN Diplomat #7

103. 

     Steadwick D'Penha

     UN Diplomat #8

104. 

     Gregory Bennett

     Russian Diplomat

105. 

     Uget Ebony

     UN Diplomat #10

106. 

     George Grove

     Doctor

107. 

     Charlie Sheen

     Tom Logan (uncredited)

108. 

     James Earl Jones

     Narrator (uncredited)

109. 

     Patrice O'Neal

     Rasheed (uncredited)

110. 

     Chris Williams

     Marcus (uncredited)

111. 

     Mashiah Vaughn-Hulbert

     Principal (uncredited)

112. 

     Kimani Ray Smith

     Cut Man (uncredited)

113. 

     Yaroslav Poverlo

     Belgian Representative in UN (uncredited)

114. 

     Amber Borycki

     Dancer (uncredited)