Top Billed Cast

1. 

   Billy Crystal

   Sam 'Sammy' Kamin

2. 

   Gheorghe Mureșan

   Max Zamphirescu

3. 

   Kathleen Quinlan

   Serena Kamin

4. 

   Joanna Pacula

   Lilliana Rotaru

5. 

   Jere Burns

   Weller, the Movie Director

6. 

   Harold Gould

   Milt Kaminski

7. 

   Dan Castellaneta

   Partlow

8. 

   Raymond O'Connor

   Eddie

9. 

   Rider Strong

   Justin Allen

10. 

    Doris Roberts

    Rose Kaminski

11. 

    Carl Ballantine

    Rabbi

12. 

    Eric Lloyd

    Young Sammy

13. 

    Lorna Luft

    Joanne

14. 

    Lindsay Crystal

    Stephanie

15. 

    Peter Schindler

    Don Shmell

16. 

    Dale Wyatt

    Dialogue Coach

17. 

    Ajay Naidu

    Hot Dog Vendor

18. 

    Estelle Harris

    Aunt Pearl

19. 

    Elaine Kagan

    Myrna

20. 

    Philip Sterling

    Uncle Nate

21. 

    Max Goldblatt

    Jerry

22. 

    Michael Papajohn

    Tough Guy #1

23. 

    Steven Seagal

    Himself

24. 

    Rick Overton

    Director

25. 

    Richard Portnow

    Producer

26. 

    Nicki Micheaux

    P.A. Jeannie

27. 

    Lawrence Pressman

    Doctor

28. 

    Joss Ackland

    Monsignor Popesou

29. 

    E.E. Bell

    Ring Announcer

30. 

    Heather Thomas

    Showgirl

31. 

    Verne Troyer

    Wrestler

32. 

    JoAnn Bush

    Tourist (uncredited)