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Hardbodies( 1984)

TV-MAComedy
50%
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Overview

Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.

    Top Billed Cast

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      Grant Cramer

      Scotty

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      Teal Roberts

      Kristi

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      Gary Wood

      Hunter

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      Michael Rapport

      Rounder

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      Sorrells Pickard

      Ashby

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      Roberta Collins

      Lana

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      Cindy Silver

      Kimberly

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      Courtney Gains

      Rag

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      Kristi Somers

      Michelle

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      Crystal Shaw

      Candy

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      Darcy DeMoss

      Dede

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      Antony Ponzini

      Rocco

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      Marvin Katzoff

      Dorky Geek

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      Kip Waldo

      Head Geek

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      Michael Miller

      Landlord

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      Chuck Hart

      Young Geek

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      Kane Hodder

      Older Geek

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      Kit Garfield

      Hardbody in Car

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      Erika Dockery

      Hardbody in Car

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      Karen Kelly

      Hardbody on Bike

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      Karen LaVoie

      Jogging Hardbody

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      Kathleen Kinmont

      Pretty Skater

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      Steve Workman

      Hair Stylist

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      Jackie Easton

      Girl in Dressing Room

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      Janet Gardner

      Vixen - Lead Vocals

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      Jan Kuehnemund

      Vixen - Lead Guitar

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      Pia Miacco

      Vixen - Bass

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      Laurie Hedlund

      Vixen - Drums

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      Tamara Ivanov

      Vixen - Rhythm Guitar

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      Juli Lawrence

      Nicki

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      Julie Always

      Photo Session Hardbody

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      Leslee Bremmer

      Photo Session Hardbody

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      Tina Riccio

      Photo Session Hardbody

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      Karen Lybrand

      Photo Session Hardbody

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      Deborah Scardilli

      Rocco's Girl

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      Louise Baker

      Rocco's Girl

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      Dana Gonzalez

      Rocco's Girl

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      Laurie Bath

      Rocco's Girl

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      Lorena Hartley

      Rocco's Girl

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      Scott Kaufman

      Krak (Group in Club)

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      John Steele

      Krak (Group in Club)

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      David Spector

      Krak (Group in Club)

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      Marcia Karr

      Hardbody on Stairs

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      Steve Gold

      Farnsey

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      Joyce Jameson

      Rounder's Mom

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      Oliver Theess

      Surfer (uncredited)

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      Mark Wilson

      Partygoer

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    Facts

    Status

    Released

    Original Language

    English

    Budget

    1995000.00

    Revenue

    7100000.00

    Keywords

    • politically incorrect
    • older man younger woman relationship
    • beach house
    • middle ages (476-1453)
    • psychotronic
    • sex comedy
    • swimsuit
    • beach blanket
    • cheesecake
    • nude modeling