Imogen Poots

Aleyse Shannon

Lily Donoghue

Brittany O'Grady

Caleb Eberhardt

Cary Elwes

Simon Mead

Madeleine Adams

Nathalie Morris

Ben Black

Zoë Robins

Ryan Phillips

Mark Neilson

Lucy Currey

Jonny McBride

Lucy-Belle Willcox

Nate Smalley

Andrew Twite

James David Hattin

Jeremy Archibald

P.K. Hooker

Oleg Kulchytskyi

Nicholas Cochran

Mark Robins

Andrea von Foerster

Couper Samuelson

Jennifer Scudder Trent

Rachael Rowe

Brigitte Berman

Ben Baudhuin

Ross McGarva

Chloe Smith

Mason Rattray

Renee Minasian

Gabby Zemer

Seumas Cooney

Sophia Takal

Jeanette Volturno

Jaindra Watson

April Wolfe

Annie Weston

Christal Allpress

Nicola Abbott

Lilly Tyson

Brendan Chan

Jake Weber

Chris Elliott

Myk Farmer

Stefan Knight

Steve Yardley

Jenny Rushton

Ally Conover

Emily Harris

Zoe Douglas

Michelle Freeman

Alex Guillot

Laurie Buckland

Shannon Lynch

Cath Maguire

Jeff Cummings

Kau Kasashima

Ciara Fitzsimons

Andrew Burfield

Jason Sacharoff

Amanda Mulderry

Karen Hossack

Ebony Kay

Emma Present

Sandy Wakefield

Alani Lewis

Sarah Hinch

Rachel Bullock

Amber Jasmin Morrow

Zac Locke

Ben Cosgrove

Jason Blum

Adam Hendricks

Greg Gilreath

Mark Schwartzbard

Jo Schwarz

Will Blair

Brooke Blair

Terri Taylor

Jeff Betancourt

Sarah Domeier Lindo

Sarah Irwin

Roy Moore

Tanya Bidois

Jacqueline Lee Geurts

Jonathan Costelloe

Robbie Smith

Rob McKenzie

Mark Trotter

Jo Bollinger

Dana Little

Solomon Bollinger

Kirsty Griffin

Teddy Blanks

Horror

Mystery

Black Christmas

Universal Pictures

Blumhouse Productions

Divide / Conquer

United States of America

English

holiday

remake

sorority

serial killer

slasher

christmas horror

sorority girls

holiday horror

More like Woke Christmas. A pedantic, misandric lecture in self righteousness and social justice whinging.

Black Christmas (2019) is just bad. The plot tries to be a horror movie with a message, but it completely forgets to be scary or even interesting. There’s no real tension, and everything feels super predictable. It’s like the movie wants to make a point so badly that it skips over things like suspense, mystery, or even just good storytelling. Instead of a creepy, slow-build slasher, you get a messy, rushed, and weirdly lifeless movie that doesn’t know what it wants to be.

The directing feels basic, like they just wanted to get through the scenes as quickly as possible. The cinematography is nothing special either—flat and boring, like a low-budget TV show. The acting is all over the place. Some of the cast tries to make it work, but the script is so bad that even the best performances can’t save it. The dialogue is awkward and forced, making dramatic moments feel cheesy instead of intense.

On top of that, the pacing is a mess. Some scenes drag forever, and others rush through important moments like they’re late for something. The script is just full of nonsense, and even simple things don’t make sense. The score? Completely forgettable. The sound design doesn’t do much either, which is a problem in a horror movie. Overall, it’s just a weak attempt at both horror and social commentary, failing at both.

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A review by LordVitriol

Written by LordVitriol on Sat Dec 17 2022

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