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Maddy
Matt Bush
Barry
Katrina Bowden
Shelby
Jean-Luc Bilodeau
Josh
David Koechner
Chet
Chris Zylka
Kyle
Adrian Martinez
Big Dave
Paul James Jordan
Travis
Meagan Tandy
Ashley
David Hasselhoff
David Hasselhoff
Christopher Lloyd
Mr. Goodman
Paul Scheer
Andrew
Gary Busey
Clayton
Clu Gulager
Mo
Sierra Fisk
Bethany
Matt Lintz
Freckled Boy
Sylvia Jefferies
Young Mother
Jenna Hurt
Rochelle
Rozlyn Papa
Dawn
Alisa Harris
Hysteric / Stocky Woman
Stacy Rabon
Fearful Woman
Nate Panning
Waterpark Patron
Kathy Sue Holtorf
Bimbo Lifeguard
Irina Voronina
Kiki
Ving Rhames
Deputy Fallon (uncredited)
Sarah Wilson
Massacre victim (uncredited)
Katie Garner
Lizzie the Lifeguard (uncredited)
Lilith Fury
Wet T-Shirt Girl (uncredited)
Tabitha Taylor
Lifeguard (uncredited)

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A review by John Chard

Written by John Chard on Tue May 20 2014

The joke is firmly on us. I myself like a lot of cinematic offerings that require the brain to be left at the door. There's something very calming about being able to sit back and drive oneself into a movie with absolutely no worries about themes, agendas, politico posturing and etc. What shouldn't be tolerated is when film makers ask you to not only leave your brain at the door, but to also dribble with it and slam dunk it into the nearest garbage can. Alexandre Aja's 2010 redux of Piranha was a whole bunch of fun, even away from the 3D, in 2D form it had a devilish glint in its eye, but...