Top Billed Cast

1. 

   Sean Hayes

   Larry

2. 

   Will Sasso

   Curly

3. 

   Chris Diamantopoulos

   Moe

4. 

   Jane Lynch

   Mother Superior

5. 

   Sofía Vergara

   Lydia

6. 

   Jennifer Hudson

   Sister Rosemary

7. 

   Craig Bierko

   Mac

8. 

   Stephen Collins

   Mr. Harter

9. 

   Larry David

   Sister Mary-Mengele

10. 

    Kirby Heyborne

    Teddy

11. 

    Carly Craig

    Mrs. Harter

12. 

    Kate Upton

    Sister Bernice

13. 

    Marianne Leone Cooper

    Sister Ricarda

14. 

    Brian Doyle-Murray

    Monsignor Ratliffe

15. 

    Mike Sorrentino

    The Situation

16. 

    Snooki

    Snooki

17. 

    JWoww

    JWoww

18. 

    Ronnie Ortiz-Magro

    Ronnie

19. 

    Samantha Giancola

    Sammi

20. 

    Skyler Gisondo

    Young Moe

21. 

    Lance Chantiles-Wertz

    Young Larry

22. 

    Robert Capron

    Young Curly

23. 

    Avalon Robbins

    Murph

24. 

    Max Charles

    Peezer

25. 

    Jake Peck

    Young Teddy

26. 

    Isaiah Mustafa

    Moe's Hip Executive

27. 

    Steve Tyler

    Camera Man

28. 

    Patty Ross

    Head Nurse

29. 

    Emy Coligado

    Ling

30. 

    Ray Collins

    Carbunkle

31. 

    Mark Kogan

    Executive

32. 

    Jackie Flynn

    Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson

33. 

    Sandra Dorsey

    Heavyset Woman

34. 

    Vince Canlas

    Japanese Chef

35. 

    Ric Reitz

    Jon Hamm

36. 

    Caryl Lippman West

    Maid

37. 

    Sayed Badreya

    Orderly

38. 

    Debbie Walker

    Terrified Nun

39. 

    Michael L. Kuhn

    Tour Guide

40. 

    Pam Smith

    Woman Reporter

41. 

    Kyla Kenedy

    Balloon Girl

42. 

    Erin Allin O'Reilly

    Nun

43. 

    Caitlin Colford

    Nun

44. 

    Mariann Neary

    Nun

45. 

    Jesse Farrelly

    Gangbanger

46. 

    Patricia French

    Laundry Worker

47. 

    Roy Jenkins

    Officer Mycroft

48. 

    Barry Guy

    Staple in Hat Guy

49. 

    Matthew L. Collins

    Policeman #3

50. 

    Jonathan S. Kennedy

    Party Security

51. 

    Lin Shaye

    Nurse Crotchet

52. 

    Myron Parker Wright

    Orphan

53. 

    J.R. Fondessy

    Orphan

54. 

    Reid Meadows

    Weezer

55. 

    Abby Goldberg

    Dancer

56. 

    Lee Armstrong

    Officer Armstrong

57. 

    Dwight Howard

    Dwight Howard

58. 

    Antonio Sabàto, Jr.

    Handsome Guy #1

59. 

    Danny Smith

    French Chef

60. 

    Jeremy Ambler

    Zoo Protester (uncredited)

61. 

    Mark Axelowitz

    Doctor Gray (uncredited)

62. 

    Hannah Marie Bailey

    Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)

63. 

    Tanner Baker

    Skateboarder (uncredited)

64. 

    Chance Bartels

    Party Guest (uncredited)

65. 

    Tim Blanchard

    Valet (uncredited)

66. 

    Beth Blevins

    Bus Patron (uncredited)

67. 

    William R. Brock

    Party Guest (uncredited)

68. 

    Tiffany Burke

    Nun (uncredited)

69. 

    Matthew Cardarople

    Camera Guy (uncredited)

70. 

    Brett Lee Clark

    Party Guest (uncredited)

71. 

    Greg Crews

    Bartender (uncredited)

72. 

    Craig Crumpton

    Party Guest (uncredited)

73. 

    Brent Duffey

    Pinkberry Employee (uncredited)

74. 

    Apple Farrelly

    Child #2 (as Apple Kocsis)

75. 

    Delonte Harris

    Zoo Kid (uncredited)

76. 

    DJ Harris

    Zoo Kid (uncredited)

77. 

    Landon Hoffman

    Orphan (uncredited)

78. 

    Addy Miller

    Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)

79. 

    Katherine Neslund

    Woman on Street (uncredited)

80. 

    Jade Nicolette

    Modern Day Golfing Orphan (uncredited)

81. 

    Shannon Reis

    Lydia's Friend (uncredited)

82. 

    Joel Rogers

    Upscale Party Guy (uncredited)

83. 

    Timothy Scott

    Party Guest (uncredited)

84. 

    Richard Tavernaro

    Doorman (uncredited)

85. 

    Steve Warren

    Party Guest (uncredited)

86. 

    Marvin E. West

    Party Guest (uncredited)