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Things( 1989)

TV-MAHorror
40%
User
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Conceived by a lunatic, hatched within a human womb...

Overview

An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.

    Top Billed Cast

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      Amber Lynn

      Reporter

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      Barry J. Gillis

      Don Drake

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      Bruce Roach

      Fred Horton

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      Doug Bunston

      Doug Drake

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      Jan W. Pachul

      Dr. Lucas

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      Patricia Sadler

      Susan Drake

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    Review 1Discussion
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    A review by Tourma

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    Written by Tourma on Wed Mar 05 2025
    ## What. Just...what? Lots of "in"s in this movie. Inexplicable, Inchereant, intolerable, the list goes on. Even Rifftrax can't make it tolerable. The blurb makes it sound like a cheap *Evil Dead* knockoff. The 2x4 Rami mounted their camera on has more acting talent than anyone in this movie. Amber's half-assing it, though she does have a whole ass to give for better productions. There is video proof of that at least....

    Media

    Videos 1Backdrops 3Posters 5

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    Facts

    Status

    Released

    Original Language

    English

    Budget

    35000.00

    Revenue

    -

    Keywords

    • monster
    • experiment
    • pregnancy
    • gore
    • porn star
    • giant insect
    • chainsaw
    • parasite
    • canuxploitation
    • female reporter